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This 14year old rocker boy's full name is Michael Tan Hon Chin.
also knowned as idiot boyboy.
He came in cold, covered in blood on 5th June 1993.
Has been growing since then, & is about 0.002cm in height now.
You can e-mail & msn him at santaclaus02441@hotmail.com
A Kranjian from class 1g'o6 and 2g'o7.
He's a Singaporean, so naturally speaks SINGLISH.


L0VEs Y
+ Basketball <3
+ Music
+ mangos and strawberry
+ Chilli crab and fish
+ Sweets
+ Handphone
+ Frens and family
+ iPod shuffle

hates O

+ Backstabbers
+ Bitches
+ Bastards
+ Biased ppl
+ Bimbos
+ Jerks
+ Sluts
+ Fuckers
+ Liars
+ Hipocrites
+ PORK and PAINTBRUSHES



waNteD >.<
☺Wishes =DD
+ Grow shorter
+ Better basketball skills
+ Be fairer
+ Get to play basketball forever
+ improvee in results
+ Be a rich guy
+ Be a shortie for LIFE
+ Eat like a GLUTON

Taggie N



Credits
Designer- Maddie
Pictures- 1 2
Brushes- Lyndi
Image programme- Gimp!
Image uploader- Photobucket


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Past matches

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Thursday, November 22, 2007
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Haha back here posting again~!
Well recently had been working as an ice cream man!
Kinda cool la....but abit tired lor...
Earn quite much xD
Some people very bad de....they see us,
"ice cream ar?boom shut the door"
Here are some excuse wat ppl use to reject us:
We no teeth how to eat.
We no kids.
The whole family coughing.
Inside refrigerator still got alot.
WA!!!NO MONEY!!!
Then this is how we counter it....the guai lan way:
can la,dun nid teeth de,just swallow it!!xD
No kids then give neighbour or eat urself la,try la auntie~~
Family coughing ar? nvm,u go see doctor le then eat la.
Inside got meh...then buy more la since u like ice cream so much.
No money how u buy this house....lamer-.-!


but some people very nice de,they come to the door
and listen to wat we have to say first.
Sian lor....everytime no one want buy tat magnum....
ice cream not nice to eat meh?
We tat scary meh?
so more yesterday.....got one kid see me...
"WA HEI REN YA GAO!?(tooth paste)"zzzzz
Hehe we earn alot lol xD
Kinda fun yea~
So i shall end here sexayes! toodles~!


I Played @ 10:00 PM


Wednesday, November 14, 2007
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Yeap yesterday 2G set out on a journey to sentosa!!
Yea we took the monorail or something.The new built train.
Haha nice la,quite fun.can see the sea ma~
Then we alighted at the beach, forgotten wat beach is tat...siloso?
Yea i went for a game of freesbee then play sand bombs.
Use the dry sand and make it wet,then add the dry sand again.
Then it will harden.haha fun sia,i make a very big de.
Then i jump sea after the bomb.The terrorist(gerald) unwilling to jump.
So we have to pull him down,lol.
Salty lor the water....urrgh~
So after awhile me and gerald went to the land.
He say want go wash up...so we went to the toilet.
Then we reached there,i suggested might as well we bath.
Lol la,gerald never bring along his clothes... then i went back to get it.
He like stuck inside the cubical very long la....then i walking there....
He come in my direction,soaking.I was like lmao-ing.
So everyone went to bath and we headed for vivo.DINNER!!!
Haha Richie like dam hungry la....we eat dinner finish then go for desserts.
Then richie go buy another serving for dinner.....=.=||
Haha after tat we went to arcade. gerald like still children sia lol
See the photo there?haha
man ytd was fun la.Then sebas,gerald,puay hong and me went to walk walk
We go adidas ,nike to see jacket.sebas want buy ma.
walk till leg sore sore....then we go home lor...take bus 97,
Then go jurong take mrt.forgot my EZ link no $$
Then i was like, praying still got left some $$ in the card.
Cos mrt ticket exp ma.
lol la,i can enter with 15 cents. xD xD
Then reach lot 1.Richie wants to go for supper....Then they go eat...
i go home,cos aat home i still got things to eat.
Haha fun day lor,i wish to have it again!!!
2G i love u guys,thousands muacks to gals,"thousand years of pain" to boys
Toodles!

I Played @ 10:23 PM


Monday, November 12, 2007
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Above are the pictures tat me and sebas took.
We went to the food court for lunch
and decided to have some fun!word chain!
so yea.....there will only be 3 ppl out of the 8 who will survive.
jia qi,sebas,puay hong,an song,guan hui daniel,alloy and me!
so only jia qi and alloy survive.....
our rule is like this.
The person will pick a meat or something and dip it in to the chillie.
Then after he eat,he can choose another chillie to add to the chillie he eaten.
So this means it will get hotter and hotter.
The victims:
1) daniel
2) guan hui
3) ME!!!
4) sebas
5) puay hong
The last person gets it all,and unfortunately.....its puay hong.
So yea after this we went home lor.

i went for bball....
Then yea met up with gerald and amos
then we feel like changing court so we went to south view....
Tats where i got myself into trouble.....
i was playing with my bball seniors then yea got ppl want to play with us.
so we play match....din know they were 369(gang) de ppl ma...
so i play like i usually do.
Then i box out one red guy.i screen him.i burn him and guard him.
Then he not happy....then his members start to aim me.....
when i defending one white shirt guy,he elbow me and went for the basket....
geez i din even complaint....
so we start counting the points lor....
They lost.11-2.
after the match,my seniors told me they going to find trouble with me and told me to fast leave.
yea as soon as i heard tat,i was going to leave....then they call me
wallking in those ah beng way....and smoking while talking to me.
then say wat 1v1,i tot bball.They say its sparing.
They asked me if i got gang,i said no.They say i bei dui(gang).
Then he say wat he got 5 school,listing one by one.....din know he kena expelled so many times.
Then they let me off after telling me off.=.=||
bunch of sore losers.cant play bball well then resort to these nonsence.
If it was adult de gangster,they wont like tat de lor.at most i say sorry they wont pursue.
Does tat mean,gangster we have to lose to them in everything?
So unfair.Things in my life getting more unfair.
My fren going transfer school lor....just becos of one person.
Tat person bully my fren ma,then my fren mother come look for the person.
Then tat person not happy...so each time they see my fren,they have to make some sacarstic remarks....
now my fren want transfer school....not fair!

(To any gangster reading this,i'm not saying all gangster are like this.only some^^)
tats for all dudes!

I Played @ 3:45 AM


Friday, November 9, 2007
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Haha today went to cckps(chua chu kang primary school for bball....
Well....First up was the gals!
eh They din do quite well i guess....but i dun know if they win.
Those players in cckps....man...
When its the boys turn....wa siao lor....
Those cck player dam voilent sia.
Then the refree like cock eye....so many foul.
But nevermind.....the most wtf thing is...
I went for the basket then...
PIAK!!! slap my face....knn...
ow la...jia qi lol also say its voilent!
He kena hit on the neck.
An song went forh the basket tat time
Hanging in the air,one fat guy bang him.
Wee he flew~woosh! Nvm la.
But then rite,when comes to foul,
The board and basket so low....so very difficult to shoot.
But very easy lay out lor.Haha can do stunts de.
The board sux....though we can do stunt on it.
Then kranji lose to cckps=.=by 4 points(2 ball.)
Yea but its a good game.haha any tournament could have been more rough than tat!
tats all for today,Kranji jia you on friday! adios!

I Played @ 3:42 AM


Thursday, November 8, 2007
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Right...today me richter and shan ling met up in the morning.
We went to limbang mcdonald lor.30 got project me and richter wants job.
so yea tats me wit ronald mcdonal.
And wtf?he taller than me 3 head.......nevermind i will grow taller :D
so yea,we ask for the job lor..
then we fill in the form required.Then the manager speak to me....zzzz
See his face sian diao....then when he explainning the term and condition,
"i dun feel like doing liao....."
So i not employed lor.But richter wants the job ma.....
richter now on hold for tat job.(typo error:richter now no hole for the job)
So wish him the besta luck~ xD

*my best fren,chern ping,gabriel!*
Yeap,today is my best friend Mr chern ping's bday.
Went to lot 1 meet with tuition teacher then go to his house.
So yea.....we ate there lol.The food quite nice wor!
Then we went to play bball lor.
lol play till sian...cos ping's(chern ping) de fren dun really know how to play.
Then me and my gabriel vs ping and his 4 fren.
Diao we won......somemore full court.
So after bball we went to the canal at keat hong park!
Fishing!!!!oh yea haha first time....
So yea here are the pics during the "Finding Nemo Quest"






AR YES WE FOUND NEMO!!!!!



Yeap,currently in my house.
But my mom said it will die....-.-
Nvm play play wit it.

So went back to tat bday boy house.
here is the cake and him.





Yeap happy bday boy!
Tats all for tonight folks!

I Played @ 3:14 AM


Wednesday, November 7, 2007
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Yeap today its kranji's bball match.

Lol today its a B boys match.

But got sec 2 in it.

So abit disadvantage lor.

nevermind la.though today we lost,

But kambateh team!work hard!

just hope u guys can win hehe

Though i not in the team but i wish u guys

The best of luck and Go show them wats bball!

Eyes on the ball dudes!

today posting very short haha.Till then,ciao~




I Played @ 5:45 AM


Monday, November 5, 2007
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The end

I Played @ 10:00 PM


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yeap these pics are from ytd de.
My first day of working lol.
Diao sebas they all very bad lor.
Go increase the price of the ice cream.
lol me and reagan dam heng.
We were going to sell ice cream ma....
then walking towards the HDB.
Then instantly someone shout
ICE CREAM PLS!!!
haha!
then we go sell lor.
lol forget the price.....must refer to the paper.
Then refer liao,NO CHANGE!
we were like !@#%@$^#$
Oh never mind.....
Then we start from the 30th storey all the way downwards.
Got one auntie buy from us alot.
Then its $16 ma....she gib $18.
We went back to her and gib her back the $2.
Then she say dun gib back....pai seh.
Then she say its like tips.
lol plus she gib us two packet of drinks haha!
Then we were left with the last tub of ice cream.
GGRRR CANT SELL!!!! Then we call in our heroes!
Sebastian(Mr handsome) and Puay Hong (Mr muscles)
haha they help out sell.....dramatically.
"auntie ke yi ban wo men mai xia zhui hou yi ge tube ma?"
"mai le wo men jiu fang gong le!"
"pls la wo men hai mei you chi fan"
"wo mama chui wo hui jia le pls pls mai xia lai!!"

Then after many failures.....
Finally our rays of hopes shines on one uncle.
He bought the last one and we went home lor

I Played @ 9:33 PM


Sunday, November 4, 2007
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today went to bball...at sunshine place....
so hot!!!no wonder its call sunshine place
and not moonlight place...-.-
reagan,me,desmond,puah hong,gerald and amos
We were outside the mini mart drinking...
so we play lor.
Then reagan accidentally hit till amos de eye!
Amos was like CRYING in pain...=.=
Then it gone serious....
everything he see now is either very bright or dim.
Just pray to god he is ok.
lol he can only see puah hong de shirt,but not him.
cos puah hong too black :P

kk then we go play block catching lor
At my house de blk.
lol run and run haha.
lol amos most funny la.
he go crawl crawl infront when i was just behind him la!
i was like laughing my ass out!
lol stupid sia.
vaymond ,my brother,titus,and nelson suddenly come
so we play tgt lor.
not very long amos reagan gerald and puah hong had to go so ya.
so vaymond they all come my house lor
We were outside,playing with my rabbit.
Then we found a cart.
so vaymond sit on it and i push(tokiyo drift.)
It was fast and furious.
lol very fun la but very stupid haha.
After tat they go home....left me,my brother and titus.
So sian lor....cannot call her...
Then out of boredom i go prank someone.
Go say i love u to her...
Will u be my stead
And i could imagine myself washing my face in between....
Ur D24 durian-like breast.
Till now still no reply....
no fun!

Thats me!

What u seeing?! Fuck u!

thats our terorist,gerald! love him


As for this two pic, its when my siao moment

I Played @ 3:43 AM


Saturday, November 3, 2007
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On 1st nov. team smar-jaw(sebas,michael,ali,reagan-jia qi,ang song,wayne)
set out on a journey to the unknown forest.
there we are!The 7 brave heroes!
well there were lots of slopes lor.....
we walked down and explore!
man so scary,scared one snake appear out of the blue.
Well after we explore its time for us to get out lor.
Ang song want us to get out by the other way ma,fun!
man from the creepy forest turn into a wonderful world of nature.
back to the tarzan world!

Ok we ended up here.sebastian said this place looks like Initial D de Tu Ban.
so we took pictures here!
sebastian-act cute.
Michael(me)-jiao bin face.
oh yea~~just more pics of us~!funny faces!
cool huh~
oh yea The SMAR-JAW gang picture! grrr like bu shuang like dat.except ang song :D

The Gang leader-Mr Reagan goh!
There!our hope of getting outta there!The ray of hope!
If u see carefully,there is a guy in tat light.
Our hero,Our guardian angel!
actually....i dun even know who is he =.=||

so yea after this journey of 'life and death',we went home in peace.
No one was dead,all alive.
God blessed our journey thoughout.
FUN DAY LA!!!!love it!
oi!smar-jaw,can we do this again?



I Played @ 5:02 AM